Recently I created an infographic that documents my top 3 skills. The problem? The skills I listed are too broadly applicable. Since niche markets are all the rage these days, I’ve decided to re-tailor my list to reflect a more specialized skill set:
1.) Fitting into airline seats (and other small places)
Unlike much of America’s population, I can boast of being only 5’3 and super skinny. This enables me to fit almost anywhere with ease. Want me to fly somewhere? I’m travel sized. Want me to go unnoticed doing some covert ops for your company? Done. Need a person to jump out of a birthday cake at someone? I’m your gal.
2.) Rapping and Rhyming
I’ve been writing poetry and little songs for years. Along with that, I’ve developed the ability to come up with a rap at a moment’s notice. Don’t believe me? Just ask T.K. Coleman or Evan Lee, who I bested in a 2:30 am street rap battle in Atlanta this summer. Even my friends from high school youth group can vouch for me! If you need a clever rhyme for your company, look no further.
3.) Cosplay
Need me to be someone else? I can appear as a small collection of Disney characters, a pirate, a flapper from the 1920’s, and more. The options are nearly endless! If you want a colorful character to keep office life interesting or are in need of a company mascot, hit me up. It will be a boatload of fun!
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